If I am ever a Sailor Moon Villain:

1. If I am the main villain's current lieutenant, I will make a point of finding out how my predecessor died. If it was from natural causes, I will keep the job. If not, I will surrender to the Sailor Senshi the first chance I get. If I was the one to kill them, I will jump off a cliff because I won't last long anyway.
2. If I am the main villain, I will take good care of my minions. Good henchmen are hard to replace.
3. If anybody I encounter has a hairstyle that resembles a Senshi's, I will just shoot them. If it turns out they weren't a Senshi after all, I can get away with it, being evil.
4. If any two people in my organization are fighting unnecessarily, I will always blame the one who isn't on active duty. It'll always turn out to be part of a coup.
5. If in doubt about a civilian, I will assume that they are a Sailor Senshi. And then shoot them.
6. Osaka Naru is NOT a good target, no matter how defenseless and/or useful she may seem.
7. I will not fall in love. It doesn't help.
8. I will not attack Tokyo. The Senshi all live there, and they're probably expecting it anyway.
9. I will not attack the cute little talking cat unless necessary. The Senshi are higher priority.
10. Unless there is a good reason to break this rule, I will always attack while the Senshi transform.
11. I will never rely entirely on Monsters of the Day. I will learn from Eudial's example and do some of my own fighting for a change.
12. Whenever I have a chance, I will attempt to kill the Senshi instead of leaving whenever they show up.
13. I will remember that Nephrite was stabbed with a huge thorn because he got on Zoisite's bad side. I will always work hard to keep relations with my fellow villains friendly.
14. Being "bishounen" or "bishoujo" is never as important as achieving my goal.
15. If I have a car, I will not follow Eudial's example--I will either learn how to drive it or use my bad driving to my advantage and run over the Senshi.
16. When I die, I will make sure to do it in the most tragic manner possible, so that the fandom will mourn me forever/write a million fanfics in which I survive. Or I will just avoid dying.