Humorous:
"These sailor scouts will be the end of me."~Tuxedo Kamen(dub) (Much funnier than the somewhat boring quote Tuxie came
up with in the original. Normally I don't like the dub jokes much, but this is pretty good.)
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"This apple pie has real apples in it!"~Minako(dub)
"Well, Mina, I guess Serena's mom was all out of the fake ones."~Makoto(dub) (This isn't a direct translation of the
Japanese joke, but the original wouldn't make any sense translated--even watching the Japanese version with subtitles it took
me a lot of re-watchings to get the joke. Besides, this is a pretty funny replacement, and it captures the spirit of
the original pretty well.)
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"Your plan is to poison Sailor Moon's lemonade?"~Zoisite(dub) (The origin of all those 'lemonade' jokes. It's censorship,
but I suppose 19-year-olds shouldn't be drinking alcohol anyway. And besides, it's pretty damn funny.)
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"\/\/|+y (@|\|'7 /\/\y |>|20|=!|_3 83 |_||>???? (Why can't my profile be up?)"~Elite(Non-canon character)
"?"~Sailor
Nocturne(Non-canon character)
"?"~Sailor Requiem(Non-canon character)
"Will somebody please get Leet out of here?"~Sailor
Ennui(Non-canon character)
"/\/\y |\|/-\/\/\3 !$ |\|07 |_337!!!111elevenone!11! (My name is
not Leet!)"~Elite
"Stop
confusing the visitors, Elite."~Me
"7|-|3|\| 3x|>|_/-\!|\| 7|-|3 |_0&!( 83|-|!|\||) /\/\3 83773|2!!!111elevenone
(Then explain the logic behind me better!)"~Elite
"The problem is that there isn't any logic behind her."~Sailor Ennui
"|-|/\/\|>|+.
(Hmph.)"~Elite
*I boot Elite*
(This was from Sailor Nocturne's early profile--where Elite's comments are now, I had a brief dialogue between the characters.
I kept it because it's funny and illustrates their personalities well.)
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